So on Friday I went rollerskating. You’d think a grown man on 8 wheels is never a good idea. I absolutely flippin’ loved it. Is this the worst part? Nope. The worst part is I actually own my own skates. http://instagram.com/p/Vhor4zQJZn/
What is great Satan’s pee hole has this got to do with UK Garage and this week’s show? Nothing. But I don’t imagine anyone reads this anyway so I’ll say what I like. Sometimes I like to pee on insects, film it in slow motion and set it to dramatic music as they drown in my fluids.
Part of this update on my life is not true. You can guess which bit.
Word to your maker.