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  • 7 years ago
Giant Lizards shall soon rule the Earth

Giant Lizards shall soon rule the Earth

Playing tracks by

Coachwhips, George Thorogood, Los straightjackets, Queen Haters, Photon Torpedos and more.

So I was surfing on Saturn’s rings the other day, when all of a sudden this Zordinoid from Hyperion shows up in his space skidoo and challenges me to a race. I point out that he has a motor and I’m operating on something resembling wind power and he laughs. Unfortunately for him I loosen the bolts on his fuel line while he’s doing this so when the race happens he peters out and crashes into a meteor halfway through the race. Stupid Zordinoid.