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Giant Lizards shall soon rule the Earth

Giant Lizards shall soon rule the Earth

About the show

Playing tracks by

Tiger Army, Photon Torpedos, George Thorogood, Astro Zombies, Deadbolt and more.

So I was surfing on Saturn’s rings the other day, when all of a sudden this Zordinoid from Hyperion shows up in his space skidoo and challenges me to a race. I point out that he has a motor and I’m operating on something resembling wind power and he laughs. Unfortunately for him I loosen the bolts on his fuel line while he’s doing this so when the race happens he peters out and crashes into a meteor halfway through the race. Stupid Zordinoid.