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Giant Lizards shall soon rule the Earth - September 13th, 2011

Giant Lizards shall soon rule the Earth - September 13th, 2011

Playing tracks by

Cab Calloway, Misfits, The Get Down, Secret Samurai, Koffin Kats and more.

Sometimes, one gets the urge to stand up, light the nearest thing on fire, and then carry it through the streets screaming at the top of one’s lungs. This tends to attract the wrong attention, so it is best advised to shapeshift into the form of your favorite arch nemesis so that any further consequences are directed away from you. If you are unable to shapeshift, perhaps a convincing costume might suffice.

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