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Welcome. In this episode after yet another wretched hiatus thanks to disease, we return in droves with a shorter, more profound and holistically upliftin- wait a minute... Wrong blog. Here's another dose of raw, crude, somewhat annoying and brutally ill-informed film reviews and general shite.

We delve into the Hobbit, without any of us having yet seen the damn thing - we're just that smug; we discuss the Gaza Strip and whether Pomade prefers is shaved or not.. Or was that in the last episode? Not sure, they blend in I suppose... Either way we get political without any knowledge whatsoever to back it up - the Western 'free' world way. And we're proud of it.

Tonight's music comes from the Gurge and Teddybears; Mr. T and Crystal Meth Christian respectively. If you like it - buy it. We didn't. Wait actually I did buy Gurge's 'Unit' back in the day. Second hand from a friend. Probably swapped it for drugs.