After watching the news the other day, I was gonna Elvis the television.
But my wife insisted that I calm down, instead. Wheel of Fortune was coming on.
So . . . we have the relaxing, chilled-out version of 3 Chords & the Truth. Listen to that, and don't be like Elvis Presley. You're not made out of money, and TV sets are expensive.
Or you could just stop watching the news. You'll still want to listen to the chill version of the Big Show, though.
Your television will thank you. So will Pat Sajak.
It's 3 Chords & the Truth, y'all. Be there. Aloha.