And Now, A public service announcement from your friends at the Government!
Citizens! An epidemic is sweeping the nation! Hard working men and women across the country are falling victim to unsanctioned outbreaks of levity and fun. Learn to recognize the warning signs! The people around you, are they gyrating their hips? Are they waving their hands in the air? Are they smiling and “Having a good time”?
If so, YOU, may be having fun. Do not give in! and the next time someone asks if you’re having fun, tell them..