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We nearly missed our anniversary again this year, but fortunately caught the fucker just in time. We were heading off to Leith to get some scran and I was sitting at the bus stop thinking about how it was nearly August and then asked one of those stupid questions you ask when something is really obvious, but actually so obvious you become unsure of it:
"It's July, right?"
"Yes, of course it is."
"That means it must be nearly..." (hastily fishes in pocket for phone) "Fuck! It's our anniversary. Today!"
When your wife forgets the thing entirely as well I guess it makes no difference, so instead of going to see something daft at the pictures, we went to a fishy place, had a seafood platter and bottle of champagne, before going for (a couple too many) cocktails at The Raconteur round the corner from our house.
Five years married. Oh how happy we looked. That didn't last*.
*Of course it fucking did, don't be silly - we're the happiest fucking couple I know! Uploaded 10 months ago -
"It's July, right?"
"Yes, of course it is."
"That means it must be nearly..." (hastily fishes in pocket for phone) "Fuck! It's our anniversary. Today!"
When your wife forgets the thing entirely as well I guess it makes no difference, so instead of going to see something daft at the pictures, we went to a fishy place, had a seafood platter and bottle of champagne, before going for (a couple too many) cocktails at The Raconteur round the corner from our house.
Five years married. Oh how happy we looked. That didn't last*.
*Of course it fucking did, don't be silly - we're the happiest fucking couple I know! Uploaded 10 months ago -
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