mike scalco

If he were to pat you on the back you would put it on your resume
Both sides of his pillow are cool
When in rome they do as he does.
Museums allow him to touch whatever he wants.
He is the life of parties he has never attended.
He's won trophies for his game face alone.
His Mom has a tattoo that says "SON".
He bowls over-hand.
He has disected frogs that are alive, well & happy today.
His words carry weight that would break a less interesting man's jaw.
Dicing onions doesn't make him cry...it only makes him stronger.
If he punched you in the face you would have th over-whelming urge to THANK HIM.
If you were to see him walking a chihuahua, it would still look masculine.
He is left-handed & right-handed.
He wouldn't be afraid to show his feminine side, if he had one.
If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men's entire lower intestines.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.