The Rumpus Room returns, kicking off with a big (small), highly (badly) choreographed musical number. Also returning is Gordon Semple, who's escaped the clutches of those who would seek to destroy us and is back with another, deeply strange Conspiracy Corner. Music this week is like a lovely salad of hardcore punk (the crunchy lettuce), J-Pop (the dressing) and trip-hop (...olives or something, I'm tired of this already). And some other things. Loads of things.