Greetings Shirleyphiles and welcome to another 40 minutes or so of low-fi lovliness!
When in doubt, I usually turn to UrbanDictionary.com much to mr.K's horror for definitions around life, the universe and all the rest. So it goes that when I posed the question to my manservant "mr.K, what is art?" his speech degenerated into a miasma of metaphor and analogy that made no sense to my post-cocktail hour addled brain whatsoever.
UrbanDictionary.com says this:
11. ART : "A guy with a really large nose. He usually knocks people over with it, and generally gets in the way. If he has a runny nose, it causes landslides."
I like it.
So when someone at an opening gets a bit sniffy and chin-strokingly self important with you, stick a finger up your nose and ask him or her if their name is "Art". A move that is guaranteed to give you the space that you need to breathe.
Until next time kids, take care and play fair!
*be smooched*
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When in doubt, I usually turn to UrbanDictionary.com much to mr.K's horror for definitions around life, the universe and all the rest. So it goes that when I posed the question to my manservant "mr.K, what is art?" his speech degenerated into a miasma of metaphor and analogy that made no sense to my post-cocktail hour addled brain whatsoever.
UrbanDictionary.com says this:
11. ART : "A guy with a really large nose. He usually knocks people over with it, and generally gets in the way. If he has a runny nose, it causes landslides."
I like it.
So when someone at an opening gets a bit sniffy and chin-strokingly self important with you, stick a finger up your nose and ask him or her if their name is "Art". A move that is guaranteed to give you the space that you need to breathe.
Until next time kids, take care and play fair!
*be smooched*
radioShirl and mr. K Uploaded 10 months ago -
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