(also on whatsapp)
My mother says I look like Pebbles Flintstone and that I'm not everybody's cup of tea. Somebody said I look like "a fucking mermaid" and everyone else says I look like Minnie Mouse.
When Mummy insisted I was "a mess", someone charming quipped, "an Eton Mess".
I don't dress very well and will always be, just a little bit fat.
Apparently I have a special way of saying 'boys'.
I don't take up a lot of room and I've met my Facebook stalker...
Bossy, noisy and argumentative.