Brraap, I'm DJ SMK and I live in the little Island called Jersey.
I'm from Germany - East Berlin originally, born to a negligent mother who left me in a club when I was 8 to fend for myself for the rest of my life. So I know what it's like to live rough yeh.
I've created a genre, it's called Kraut-hop. It's a mixture of Hip Hop and German acid/techno/electro. Call it what you want really, I don't care.